This is a book about Easter farts. Yes, he farts. It's about farting Easter animals - but it's mostly about farting and making you and your loved ones laugh at your farting. Each letter stands for an animal that is very smelly - much like bitterns stink. Hope you think this book stinks in every way. Did you feel anything?

There are farts of all colors, smells, lengths and sounds, and even levels of excretory torment. Here is the classification:

Seaside short sleeve - formed after leaving the water. It has no smell and is very short

Latrine fart - a loud bittern usually released when faced with a thick need that can rip your butt apart

Champagne - occurs only with constipation, when the cork unblocks, carbonated liquid flows from the ass

Breaker - formed during defecation, when the gaseous fraction is mixed with the solid fraction, it is characterized by unusual impulsivity caused by high pressure in the system

Fajrant Jazz, or Clerical Pierdogrzmot - a sitting 8-hour set of gases entangled in conspiratorial connections with the buffet menu. The eruption is most often inspired by a cumulative emotional charge and causes increased erosion of ventilation ducts in public facilities

If your kids love farts as much as ours do, we're sure this book will be a favorite. You must have it with you as soon as possible. Dont waste opportunity!