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You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas

If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom.

Who you can give it to as a Christmas present:

• You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it
• The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there
• The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored.
• Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top.
• Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing

No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together.

• P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift.
• P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.