Moving in with the infamous Everett Taylor was not on my bingo card.

But, after my ex hit me then left me on the side of the road, I had no one else to call.

Everett is bossy and moody and controlling.

He's also my ex's hockey rival, my new very fake boyfriend.

The plan is to keep me safe until my ex gets bored and leaves me alone.

But when a game of spin the bottle in front of my ex turns into a full blown make out session with my new roommate?

Well, let's just say I can see why the guy can have any girl he wants.

They'd be lucky too. To claim Everett.

But I'm too jaded for that...

Aren't I?