Keane Morgan wouldn't return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn't want to drive from Seattle to LA. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin' choice in the matter--at least, not if I wanted to use his big brother's coveted parking spot at my new college in LA.

Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous and funny. And I genuinely liked his blue hair. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? The cocky way he flashed those ridiculous dimples was just so orchestrated. And what kind of guy uses the phrase "baby doll" with a straight face? Oh, that's right: the kind who's a male stripper. The kind I'd never fall for.

Until I did. Hard and against my will.

Ball Peen Hammer is a standalone, spicy, forced proximity, enemies-to-friends-to-lovers romantic comedy in the Morgan brothers series of interconnected standalones that will keep you cracking up, swooning, and fanning yourself all the way to Keane and Maddy's happily ever after.