Cheesecake Loves My Thighs explores dating through trial-and-error, understanding through baking metaphors, and comfort in in the form of cheesecake. Twenty-eight humorous essays, from first kisses to divorce, from loves me to loves me not to who cares anyway, whip up poignancy and eye-rolls. Each is paired with 28 original and tested recipes and dish up the universal truths and challenges of dating and how indulging in cheesecake makes it all better. Stories such as Cheesecake Loves My Thighs, Cheesecake Doesn't Have To Be Baked To Be A Hit At A Party, and Cheesecake Is Never Done In Just Five Minutes, grease the pan and set the oven on high to prepare the reader for a deliciously enjoyable experience.

For the millions of us out there, female, male and non-binary, whose dating experiences fell alarmingly short of expectations or anyone currently out of a relationship that didn't quite make it to the happily-ever-after part, Cheesecake Loves My Thighs unites us all through the one relationship that never disappoints: cheesecake.