Bourgeois, La: - LA (as in tra-la-la) Bourgeois is a modern Lesbian Housewyfe. She's a 50+-year-old lady who appreciates being called Ma'am and getting her hair painted with colorful stripes at the beauty parlor. She writes and coaches to support her family while caretaking for her stroke-affected wyfe and their aging parents. Like many of you, she's one of her dog's two mommies. And, despite her busy schedule, she manages to spend time with friends (who continue to endure her moodswings as she navigates the humid swamp-tits of menopause). She identifies as a lesbian, anti-racist, LGBTQ+ positive, white cis-woman who is politically liberal as hell but tired of marching and calling her representatives.