Love and Accept Yourself with Disco Lance! Disco Lance is funky disco donkey duck who loves to dance the Funk-A-Duck everywhere he goes. When Disco Lance brings his 70's style and disco moves to school, he gets made fun of by all the other kids who think he's different and strange. Although sad and lonely at times, Disco Lance loves who he is and doesn't let the other kids persuade him to change his disco ways. Not only does he stand up for himself, but he teaches the other kids to love and accept themselves for who they are too. Everybody wins in this happy and victorious story.