Let me start by saying, "I know you love your kids and I love mine too. Now that the small talk is out of the way, let the MF conversation begin. Let's talk about these got damn kids. No, not the little ones, whose brains aren't fully developed, so you can understand why they do and say some of the things that they do. Naw baby, this long overdue conversation is about these grown ass kids, who have no excuse whatsoever for doing and saying half of the backwards, disrespectful ass shit that they do. Haven't you noticed that no matter what you do for them, it's never enough? They are never satisfied. I'm just gone come right out and say, what you and no doubt countless other parents of grown ass, ungrateful, condescending, unappreciative, entitled disrespectful kids have been wanting to say, "FUCK THEM KIDS!"

They're walking around with a chip on their shoulder, mad at you and mad at the world. And for what? Because their life didn't turn out the way they wanted it to. Well news flash, join the damn club. Yes, I expect my book to ruffle some feathers, cause some tidal waves in the MF ocean, get some blood boiling and pop a few veins in some foreheads. Yes it's gone have some grown ass kids all in their feelings and mad, but so GOT DAMN WHAT! They walking round ruffling feathers, causing MF ripples in the ocean by interrupting your quiet tranquil moments with their attitudes and BULLSHIT! Causing your jugular veins to distend and our pressure to rising by stressing us the hell out. It's time we flip the damn script.
If your kids don't have enough sense to see how easy and comfortable you've made life for them, then FUCK'EM. If your kids know how you've sacrificed and gone without so they never had to and still have the audacity to be disrespectful, then FUCK'EM. If your grown ass kids don't show appreciation for all that you do, then stop doing for them. It's time to disrupt their comfort.

Excuse me if they're a bit uncomfortable with someone finally telling them about themselves and calling them out on their shit and seeing it in black and white. The days of lazy, ungrateful, disrespectful grown ass kids being COMFORTABLE are OVER! Enough is enough! Somethings got to give and as a parent, aren't you tired of it always being you? It's time we as parents put ourselves first and make ourselves a priority and if our grown ass kids can't get with that, then all I have to say is, "FUCK THEM KIDS and l let the MOVEMENT begin!!"