In the beginning, there was a story... and it was a wild one.

Forget what you think you know about Genesis. This is the tale of creation, catastrophe, and very questionable human decisions, retold with wit, wonder, and just a touch of divine exasperation. From Adam and Eve's fashion crisis in the Garden of Eden to Noah's floating zoo, from the infamous Tower of Babel's ill-advised construction project to Joseph's dramatic rise from pit to power-this is the first book of the Bible as you've never seen it before.

Blending biblical authenticity with a modern storytelling flair, Genesis brings the ancient world to life in a way that is both faithful and fun. The patriarchs wrestle with angels, Pharaohs have dreams more cryptic than a fortune cookie, and God Himself takes center stage-sometimes patient, sometimes perplexed, but always present.

Whether you're a longtime fan of the Good Book or just here for a divine comedy with a cosmic twist, this novelized retelling of Genesis is your invitation to experience the greatest origin story ever told-now with more laughter, a touch of irreverence, and absolutely no smiting of the reader (probably).

This is the first book in an epic series that will bring the Bible's most famous stories to life-one miracle, one mistake, and one magnificent adventure at a time.