The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Sakata "Gin" Gintoki do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity...

The Sun Rises AgainGin's Surefire Dating Tips1. Chicks with cat ears that you meet online are always hiding something. 2. Riding with a cute girl on the back of your scooter is cool (but watch out for the rocket boost). 3. Never allow partially a blind ninja to take care of your wounds (even if she looks hot in a nurse's uniform).4. When getting involved in a coup d'etat, remember to bring your umbrella (what's that got to do with dating? )