Starting with the premise that a good software engineer is necessarily both a good programmer and a good person, this unique new book on the culture of programmers emphasizes the importance of empathy, introspection, and the acceptance of oneself and others on the journey to quality software.

Based on the author's extensive experience teaching software engineering, working as a computer programmer, and leading a social game startup from inception to acquisition, Lord of the Files is sensitive to the frailties of the human condition and full of innovative survival and success strategies for students, programmers, managers, and entrepreneurs.

Contents:

1. I, Programmer
2. The Software Engineer Life Cycle
3. Your Favourite Methodology is eXtremely Gay
4. White Trash Software Engineer
5. What the Bleep Should We Know!?
6. Nobody Ever Got Laid For Buying IBM Equipment
7. All We Really Need To Know about Software Engineering Is in the Film Office Space
8. A Seven-Layer Hierarchy of Careers in Computer Science
9. What's Your Secret Sauce?
10. Pandemonium Reigned