This book is an exploration of the limits to human understanding. Befitting such a lofty enterprise, the exploratory process herein is multidimensional, involving forays into physics, philosophy, psychology, history, and poetry. The journey provides the reader with alternate conceptions of commonly held notions regarding subjects such as mind, time, reality, and God-notions which are outdated and have proven themselves problematic in our current age of hyperconnected information. At the very least, this book is an attempt to ground the reader firmly in the strangeness of the 21^st century and prepare them for what lies ahead. The alternate title of this surreal work is: A Beginner's Guide to Eidetic Hodology.