One Hairy Knee is the hilarious debut memoir from Amy Arndt, the kind of woman who keeps a razor in the console of her car because, inevitably, she'll be driving to a meeting realizing she forgot to shave one of her knees. Travel with Amy through her 1970's childhood--where she created Tommy, an imaginary adult male companion with red, white, and blue hair--and her middle school years, where she became an expert on puberty with the help of The Teenage Body Book. Then laugh with her through the adventures of single life and marrying a man with kids. Whether she's revealing her allergy to pregnancy and craft stores, her husband Tim's hoarding tendencies, or discussing her love for Al Roker, Amy brings her humorous perspective to all of life's big moments.