Nobody, Adam: - Adam Nobody was brutally beaten by a group of Police officers during the G20 conference in Toronto in 2010. He was subsequently charged with assaulting a police officer. It was later revealed that the badge number on his arrest record was manufactured, and that not only did the assault he was arrested for never happen, but the officer that arrested him somehow didn't exist. His charges were completely dismissed as a clear case of a cover-up. Years later, with the help of his legal team, local press and YouTube footage, a single police officer was convicted for assault with a weapon against Adam. Whilst still a convicted felon of a violent crime, that officer remains a well paid and heavily armed member of the Toronto police service to this day. Adam has since moved to the woods with his beautiful wife, his angelic daughter and their pack of wild dogs. He's considering getting a donkey.