Goat yoga guruish, Luna Parker, longs to punch her hunky neighbor, Mitch Johnson, in the nose. Not that she would. The law frowns upon that when you're on probation and an ex-felon. Not to mention Karma has been all up in her business ever since she took refuge in the cranky small town of Rocky Mountain Springs. To be fair, the town isn't cranky with everyone...just her. It seems the residents are all disgustingly loyal to their local pot guy. Get on his bad side, and you're shunned. And considering she no longer has buckets of money to instantly attract friends, she's having to make them the old fashion way...one Namaste at a time.

Who knew moving to a town with a dispensary would be so full of lows.

Dispensary owner, Mitch Johnson, had a rotten childhood. As soon as he was free of that life, he carefully crafted a plan that would mean never being homeless again. One box away from completing it, Bad Luck Luna blew into his town and blew up his blueprint. He's investigated all his options for repairing the laminated document, and the results are in. If she stays, he can't tick off that final box. One of them must leave. Lucky for him, no one in Rocky Mountain Springs wants it to be their pot guy.