When David Martinez impulsively purchases forty-six acres in rural Maine during the pandemic, he has no idea what he's getting himself into. Armed with Pinterest boards and urban idealism, he sets out to build a more self-sufficient life. What follows is an education in both practical skills and human connection that shatters his assumptions, as a gay Bostonian, about rural communities, prepper culture, and his own capabilities. The book Martinez writes about his experience is part heartfelt memoir and step-by-step, how-to guide.

"I never expected to find myself delivering a breech lamb at midnight, debating chicken genetics with conservative farmers, or discovering that my chainsaw skills would become a surprising source of rural street cred. But here I am, a former city boy who now gets excited about hot compost piles and proper root cellar humidity levels."

From spectacular mishaps with solar power to heartfelt exchanges at community potlucks, from navigating local politics to finding unexpected queer allies in the unlikeliest places, David's journey reveals that true preparation isn't about fear or isolation but about building resilience through community, creativity, and connection.

With equal parts humor and heart, Martinez challenges the stereotype that rural sustainability is exclusively the domain of right-wing survivalists. Instead, he offers a vision of prepping that's progressive, inclusive, and fabulous-one where practical skills like food preservation and emergency medical care coexist with authentic self-expression and joy.

Whether you're a city dweller curious about rural living, a longtime homesteader interested in diverse perspectives, or someone simply trying to build more security in uncertain times, this book invites you to reimagine what it means to be truly prepared for whatever the future holds.

Martinez bridges worlds rarely seen in conversation with each other, offering a blueprint for resilience that transcends political divides. This book isn't just about surviving tough times-it's about creating a life worth living through them.

Funny, thoughtful, and refreshingly honest about both the challenges and rewards of rural self-sufficiency, the book is both an insightful memoir and how-to guide. A must-read for anyone who's ever dreamed of leaving the city behind.