Welcome to the Black Diamond Resort and Spa . . .
I'm in exile in this luxurious refuge after a scandal, which shouldn't be a scandal at all.
I'm Elijah Hunt, former child actor, now beloved action star.
When a picture of me in a compromising position is posted online, for the entire world to see, my agent sent me here to escape the limelight.
But here, it's different from my crazy, loud, glitzy life. It's quiet and peaceful. No one seems impressed with my celebrity.
And no one is less impressed than the sexy, aloof member of the cleaning crew. He couldn't care less who I am or why I'm here.
He's convinced I'm one of the fortunate ones-and I suppose I am. I've had it all-big houses, the best care, money, fame, and shallow adoration . . . but I've never been loved.
I've never known if people like me for who I am underneath it all or just for my money and fame.
And to me . . . that seems awfully unfortunate.