James, Sid: - Meet Sid James, an accomplished storyteller, educator and king of one-liners. He admits eagerly that his ears are only for decoration, he is taller standing than he is sitting, and does his best fishing for salmon at Kroger. He is a man of faith, a product of a devout family who raised a faithful family of his own. He loves his neighbor through acts of service and would much rather trim branches or plant buttercup bulbs in your yard than sit and talk for hours.