CLEANSE THE CHAOS!

Wash Your Brain is a collection of bite-sized stories of mishaps and misadventures originally written over fifteen years as a slice-of-life humor column for half-a-dozen Philadelphia-area newspapers including The Times Herald in Norristown, the Daily Local News in West Chester, The Mercury in Pottstown, and the Main Line Times. The stories have been woven together with an overarching theme of "washing your brain"-- achieved by both writing about the chaos in the mind, and by turning the brain upside down in convoluted yoga poses to let the stress ooze straight out. It's a two-way cleanse!

Stories include dodging a killer shark, taming a runaway snowblower, breaking an ankle (again!), drooling over a sexy French dentist, squeezing a husband into Spanx . . . all of this in the daily comings and goings for Donna Debs, who would rather dream about her magical moment with Omar Sharif. How's a woman supposed to stay sane? By washing her brain.

WASHING YOUR BRAIN IS LIKE BRAINWASHING. EXCEPT YOU DO IT YOURSELF.

Wash Your Brain is a rollicking ride through an off-kilter world. It's a collection of easy-to-grab stories that make you laugh, think, and wonder if it's time to give brainwashing--however you do it!--a whirl.