Ken Swarner, author of Whose Kids Are These Anyway?, has been married to his high school sweetheart for thirty-three years and counting while raising four children and three pets. While on the front lines of child rearing (once constructing a homework jail), Ken has served as a school board member, PTA president, Cub Master, and soccer coach. He is also in the Civilian Hall of Fame at Joint Base Lewis-McChord and one day aspires to complete a full sentence at the family dinner table.